Guess what? This fetus, like the other two, has a penis.
In honor of the big news that another boy will be joining our family this year, I got a little story for ya, Ags {and all others.}
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....
Okay, okay. This story takes place not really that far, far away at all and not that long ago, either. Plus, that tag line's been done. Let me start again......
Once upon a time, not so very long ago, in a downstairs apartment in Aggieland, two roommates started a club. This was not just any club, my friends. This was a club to end all clubs. On that fateful night, in the late nineteen-nineties, The Scrote Club was born.
Stephen and Bob were roommates at A&M and often got to talking and cooking up wild ideas in the wee hours of the morning, between studying, soccer games, or their on-going Pac-Man battle. The one idea that rose above all others and really decided to stick was The Scrote Club. And, boy, did it stick.
As co-founders/co-presidents/co-chairman, Stephen and Bob named honorary members, mascots, and made plans in the name of males everywhere. Manly adventures and all things "boy" were done under the banner of the club. These boys had their "no girls allowed" club for quite some time, but eventually the 2 co-founding members of The Scrote Club got married.
Katie and I took all this Scrote Club talk in good fun, usually thinking many of the references to it were made in jest. When we both had baby boys, the 2 co-founders congratulated themselves and welcomed 2 new junior members into the club. We both got pregnant, again, and AGAIN both had baby boys. There were Scrote Club pats on the back, all around. Surely, with a 3rd pregnancy, there would be room for a little pink in our lives. Sadly, the force is strong with these ones. Once again, the power of the Scrote kicked in. Katie had boy #3. And today, the story of The Scrote Club has come full circle. Another co-founding member of the club will welcome, YET AGAIN, another junior member.
And, here he is:
Damn The Scrote Club! I'm beginning to believe that there was some secret blood pact made and I'm just now becoming aware of its lasting effects.
You'll have to excuse me. I'm just a little down about the idea that I'll never have a little girl. Yes, I know there is much to be thankful for: a healthy baby boy, a 3 vessel cord, hands that appear to be normal, not having to spend tons of money on new baby stuff, already having experience with boys, having three boys that can play together, being half-way to a basketball team {a full team if we ever get together with The Hellers}, never having to teach a child how to use a tampon or deal with PMS, not having to worry about paying for a big wedding, letting Stephen do a lot of the scouting stuff and looking forward to a free weekend during campouts, and {hopefully} a little less drama.
However, I really was looking forward to having a little more estrogen around the house and maybe getting to use a little pink in my decorating. I'm sad about not getting to pick out any cute dresses or having someone to have a mother-daughter date with. Many milestones I've had in life have been through a female perspective, and I won't have a daughter to share in that. I guess the realization of letting go of one of those things I always hoped I'd have is getting to me today. I'm sure I'll be fine tomorrow.
Excuse me while I go fix myself a bowl of ice cream and drown my sorrows in a scented bubble bath, while listening to some Sarah McLachlan and Lisa Loeb.